See, one day, in a fit of
near-sobriety, I was struck out of the blue by strong memory from my
childhood. I remembered that when I was five years old I wished
dearly to become a paleontologist when I grew up. Then I
remembered that when I was five and a half years old, my father told me
that if I wanted to become a paleontologist I would have to go to
school until I was thirty and would never ever have sex.
Twenty years later I made this website.
Eat your heart out, Doctor Jack Horner.
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I digress. The purpose of this page is as a place for you to
learn important things, namely that my name is Brian and that by and
large I don't really know what I'm talking about.
Moreover, if you have formed some queries you deem best put in the
hands of someone named Brian who runs an odd t-shirt website and by and
large doesn't really know what he's talking about, then, by all means,
direct them to the following email address:
dinosaurs@diamondhawkgraphics.com
birdman.rube@gmail.com
(apologies
to anyone who tried the former address!
If you ever
sent something there, your message was not received!)
I will certainly do what I can to help you out.
If I have misjudged you and you are not some sort of dinosaur
enthusiast but rather just a lost soul with too much time on their
hands, why not check out our other Diamondhawk Brand affiliates.
Diamondhawk Graphics - Our
parent shop. Nerdy and quirky t-shirt designs of a broader appeal.
Rogue Rube - Apparel for
runners.
Survival Threads -
T-shirts that will save your life. (coming soon)
Shirts about
Stuff - Funny shirts plucked from the all singing all dancing
pop-culture ether. (arriving slightly less imminently)
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Frequently Asked
Questions:
Who designs your
shirts and posters?
This guy.
What brands of
shirts do you print on?
Men's shirts
are most typically available on Fruit of the Loom and American Apparel*.
Women's shirts
are most often available on Bella and American Apparel*.
* On a fun side note, American Apparel
shirts are so nice that it usually costs as much to buy a blank one in
a store as it does to buy one of ours.
What is
Spreadshirt?
Spreadshirt is
our fulfillment company. They securely process your orders, print
your order on demand, and ship it for us. Spreadshirt has a 100%
satisfaction gaurantee.
How are your
shirts printed?
Our shirts are
made using a vinyl plot printing technique. The prints are
absolutely quality stuff and should last longer than the shirt
itself! You can learn more about plot printing here.
What if I need to
return or exchange a shirt?
Our printer
has a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If you have an issue with your
purchase you should use the contact information on your invoice.
If you run into any problwms please don't hesitate to get ahold of us
and we'll help get you sorted out.
How much does
shipping cost?
$4.99
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